i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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