Got a toothbrush?
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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