I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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