my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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