if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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