this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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