you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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