they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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