Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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