glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Holy shit dude........stairs
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize