and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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