I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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