i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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