What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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