Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i out mim tonsoeep
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