you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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