I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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