ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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