Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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