Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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