From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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