so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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