It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I would fuck him just for his dog
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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