Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Also, beer. Big fan.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
