I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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