This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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