haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
