Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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