There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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