Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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