sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
