apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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