I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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