My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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