Too much gin, very little bucket
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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