At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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