It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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