Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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