you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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