ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We have started to decorate penises.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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