Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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