Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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