there was a trapeze. enough said
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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