Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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