Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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