Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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