I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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