And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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