Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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