you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
