How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Randomize
