It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
